My name is Dai Ngan Tsai. Dai Ngan Tsai is Cantonese for Big-Eyed Boy.  It is important for me to understand Cantonese because my home is a multi-cultural home. We have Mommy who is Chinese. Daddy Ted who is a gwai-loh (westerner), Baby Brother who is furniture and Baby Tree who is a tree. A baby tree.  Mommy says we should all live together in harmony.  That is the perfect world.

We also hope to have Baby Baby join us soon.  Mommy carries Baby Baby around inside her belly to keep Baby Baby warm and comfortable. This is a lot like when Mommy holds me in her arms because I don't fit in her belly. Instead, Mommy holds me close to her chest and tells me how beautiful, soft and fat I am.  It must be a good thing to be beautiful soft and fat because Mommy tells me I'm a goooooooood goooooood boy while she holds me.

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