"They left dirty little remarks spraypainted all over my living room that's how!"

"But why did you think it was your grandson."

"Because of what they wrote."

"Like what?"

"Things like 'Granny boffed the Bruiser' and 'The Stomper stuffed Grandma'."

I had just started to appreciate the little bugger's sense of humor when a terrible thing happened. .

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